Secret Squirrel On The Validity Of Time Travel

Secret Squirrel has solid verifiable proof that time travel exists! It works! it’s functional! It is! United Airlines Flight UA890, took off from Shanghai on 1st January,2017, and landed in San Francisco on 31st Dec, 2016. Why that’s called time travel boy, time travel…………..you see it works…………..Secret Squirrel has proof………….it also proves that America is somewhat backward……………However from America, we could thence you see go forwards in time,going to Asia……..that’s time travel…………it exists. You’ve just got to admit, Squirrel beats Stephen Hawking……..

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel Spies An Economic Windfall In Foreign Currency Exchange And Sale

100 Trillion Zimbabwe Banknotes 2008 AA Series CIRCULATED
FOR SALE………..note the value sold at
$56.48
2 to cart for $56.40 each and save 1%
200 to cart for $53.95 each and save 5%

From the Great American Coin Company………
Note the real value……
1 ZWD =0.00276319US dollars
1 USD = 361.900 ZWD
They’re making an enormous profit selling Zimbabwe pounds you know,the math is most defiantely utterly enormous such that the computer expressed a cry for mercy and utterly refused to do any of the calculations at all, and this, imagine, an AMERICAN company……well now……..tell me….why ever can’t the Bank of England do this, why ever didn’t the Bank Of England do this…………….?? There’s money to be made, I Secret Squirrel (MRL,Monster Raving Loony Party, MP,Dunny On The Wold), have come to this conclusion, I Secret Squirrel KNOW this.why doesn’t THE GOVERNMENT know and do this……sad sorry state of affairs it is………Government in England, sad and sorry….clearly there is vast profit to be made buying up Zimbabwe bank notes, and then selling them for sound BRITISH pounds………….just look if the yanks can do it for US dollars so too can we…………..
Secret Squirrel says we should……………and if and since the British government doesn’t see the sense in doing this Secret Squirrel DOES! There profit to be made! Secret Squirrel is off to Zimbabwe to engineer a deal to buy up Zimbabwe dollars!!! Or pounds or whatever it is…………

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel Advises The American Government How To Reduce It’s National Debt To Zero AT ZERO Cost.

The America government, through not fault of it’s own, has not consulted with Secret Squirrel on it’s economy,nor has the British government for that matter……to their great detriment. However, in demonstrating Squirrel’s sheer economic genius, Squirrel has decided, as an example of his great mental cunning, fortitude, intelligence, nay need I say cosmic genius to solve America’s great national debt crisis.

Indeed Squirrel CAN SAY, and indeed does, that he has studied, directly ECONOMICS under John Kenneth Galbraith, writer of many many great economics works,and Economics advisor to President Kennedy, and under Dr. Sani, in Canada, one time Economics Advisor to the Canadian government. So knowing that you just know Squirrel has a solution to America’s debt crisis.

Firstly I must explain the American economic system,financial system, based on the US dollar, on which the world seems to be dependent and uses as a marker of value of their currency. Indeed secondly, nations build up debts, great debts, and due to various debt factors their using the US dollar as standard economically, their currencies fluctuate against the dollar, dropping against,it, but never rising above it…..since it is the standard used.

Now in America, they use The American dollar, now as the United States builds debts, it needs money to run itself, and of course, it’s very very many great foreign wars,pay for it’s massive military, pay for it’s massive government bulk etc, such that it cannot afford National Healthcare as other nations do. Well, when a government, the American government, runs out of money they have massively bloviationally fired crisis in government, in the end with much strainings and fartings, they agree……..and the Government then prints up Treasury Certificates, with massive dollar amounts on them, an I.O.U. really is what it is, it then approaches the Federal Treasury with it, the treasury takes it, looks at the amount, and prints up the stated amounts of US dollars.

The Treasury certificate is thence placed away on a pile of other such certificates.Of course, the figures printed up add to the National Debt. So How will America solve it’s now 19 trillion and mounting National Debt, how will it pay it off? With the printed certificate dollars GIVEN to other nations to pay off their debts?

No it seems not…..but that IS YET ONE WAY to pay off their national debt to other foreign nations, BUT the US government is loath to do this. So how is America to do it. Well in some ways exactly like that…….Now, figure this, there are 15 nations with debts in the TRILLIONS, the rest are in the paltry BILLIONS.

Now consider this, 19trillion, divided by the other debt ridden nations, over a trillion in debt,each, which total 14, gives 1.35trillion each.

Now picture this you American there, the American government goes to The Treasury……….not….what the government must do is go to each Nation of the 14 debt miscreants, and each MUST be told. This brings Hong Kong,Belgium.Australia to ZERO debt, Canada has then 100 Billion, Switzerland 300billion, China 380Billion, Singapore 400Billion, Spain 1 trillion, Italy 1.3 trillion, Japan 1.5trillion, Luxembourg 2.1billion, Germany 4.3trillion, France 4.4Trillion, UK 8trillion………all other nations keep their debts as they are.

All he has to do, really without bothering with the print up currency process, is just present each nation with the certificate, pronounce their debt reduced by 1.35Trillion, and take back the certificate, indeed he need not print up certificates for each, just use that one in line for each, thence return to The Treasury Department, pronounce America’s debt at ZERO, and burn all the existent and existing Treasury I.O.U. Certificates, and start again.

NOW all those 14 nations have been paid, their debts have been reduced, well they should be happy, and America, has really spent no money, and it’s debt is thence at zero, and it should be happy, and can commence to increase again by the same rate and whatever and where ever.

The Treasury department can thence simply burn all those I.O.U. which have thence been paid on return to the united States from those 14 foreign nations which have had their debts reduced, and thence the I.O.U. Treasury Certificates can ALL be burned, and the system entirely restarted. It works…………Squirrel has seen it. The USA now has ZERO debt having PAID out to those nations each 1.3 trillion lowering the US debt to absolutely zero…….The only problem the United States and it’s dimwitted government is to get those foreigners of those foreign governments to accept the 1.3 trillion payout towards their debt…………..BUT………………………..what?  Is the American government wise enough and intelligent enough to do it………..??

Well, for one thing the US government hasn’t had, no it seems shall ever have, the utter genius to think about that and just do it…….too easy is it……….sad sorry state of affairs it is in America’s government, getting worse every day, and gotten far worse and will get yet more ridiculously and laughably worse……Or will they sulk it having been Squirrel’s economic idea…..?

We shall see…we shall see…..we shall see….but any American government which doesn’t follow Squirrel’s advice………..is and must be utterly and completely………….mental.

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Minister For Re-=Deranged re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel Discovers The Secret Of Ireland

Ah yes, only the English could have been so subtle….not seen it all this time?
No? What not? IRELAND……….so what’s up with that eh? Whot!
Well, you see, IRE LAND…………..the land of IRE…………..IRE you see IRE LAND……..here IRE defined, take you pick but the English seem to have thought that all apply………….

Word Origin and History for IRE

n.=noun

c.1300, from Old French ire “anger, wrath, violence” (11c.), from Latin ira “anger, wrath, rage, passion,” from PIE root *eis-, forming various words denoting “passion” cf. Greek hieros “filled with the divine, holy,” oistros “gadfly,” originally “thing causing madness;” Sanskrit esati “drives on,” yasati “boils;” Avestan aesma “anger”).

Old English irre in a similar sense is from an adjective irre “wandering, straying, angry,” cognate with Old Saxon irri “angry,” Old High German irri “wandering, deranged,” also “angry;” Gothic airzeis “astray,” and Latin errare “wander, go astray, angry” (see err (v.)).

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel Believes It’s Time To Review Idi Amin’s Head Of State Speech to Queen Elizabeth.

Secret Squirrel Believes It’s Time To Review Idi Amin’s Head Of State Speech to Queen Elizabeth.

Idi Amin Gave Head of State Speech To Queen Elizabeth.
“My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely… Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me.
We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely:And also very thanks to you keenly open up from all windows: so that those plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I go back to my country with a plane from the Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you .
.
You will eat a full cow:and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely. Even when you want to rest at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air.

If I leave the presidency my predecessor will rule for life.

“But now am sorry because I have to tell you that I have made a shortcall on you only. But next time I shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely. Thank you very much to allow me to undress you completely before these extinguished ladies undergentlemen sir.
Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our international anthem of the republic of Uganda and also the British international anthem..Your majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of all the people of Uganda.

say what you want about Idi, but he really could write a great speech……………….Idi Amin,a man, and a speech not easily forgotten………a lesson in the art of speech writing not easily forgotten………….

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Minister For Re-Deranged re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel Gives Notice To Save Texas.

 

We, in the MRL, specificly I, having been encouraged, have annexed Texas, it’s MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!……new rules apply……….henceforth you down there in Texas take note, there has been a change…….
To the citizens of Texas, in light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today,and adherence to the government of the United States Of America, and declare you annexed,to England, not Britain as Scotland may leave,Wales may leave, Norther Ireland may leave, requiring the acquisition of Texas to balance things out and maintain a statu quo for the people of England.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II resumes monarchical duties over the Secret Squirrel, (MRL,Monster Raving Loony Party),annexed territory of Texas, it having been his idea.

Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Theresa May, MP for the 97.8% of you who have, until now, been unaware there’s a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for Texas. Congress and the Senate of the USA have no authroity over Texas any longer, but the existing government shall function, with the existing governor being Her Majesty’s ruling representative in Texas…A Fully Functioning, Governor General. A questionnaire circulated next year will determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid your transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. Look up “revocation” in the Oxford English Dictionary. Check “aluminium” in the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you pronounce it. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘favour’ and ‘neighbour’. Likewise you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up “vocabulary.” Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as “like” and “you know” is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up “interspersed.” There will be no more ‘bleeps’ in the Jerry Springer show…nor others shown in the newly annexed Territory of Texas. If you’re not old enough to cope with bad language then you should not have chat shows.

2. There is no such thing as “US English.” We’ll let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter ‘u’.

3. You should learn to distinguish English and Australian accents. It really isn’t that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). Scottish dramas such as ‘Taggart’ will no longer be broadcast with subtitles.All existing Texas counties, shall become shires, taking on the name shire tagged on to the existing names.

4. You should relearn your original national anthem, “God Save The Queen”, but only after fully carrying out task 1.

5. You should stop playing American “football.” There’s only one kind of football. What you call American “football” is not a very good game. The 2.1% of you aware there is a world outside your borders may have noticed no one else plays “American” football. You should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American “football”, but does not involve stopping for a rest every two seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies) You should stop playing baseball. It’s not reasonable to host event called the ‘World Series’ for a game which is not played outside of America. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls’ game called “rounders,” which is baseball without fancy team stripe, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

6. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns, or anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because you are not sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you need a permit to carry a vegetable peeler.

7. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday. It will be called “Indecisive Day.”

8. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left. At the same time, you will go metric without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

9. Learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren’t French, they’re Belgian though 97.8% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Potato chips are properly called “crisps.” Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat….they are to be called chips, or Freedom Fry Chips….

10. The cold tasteless stuff you call beer is actually lager. Only proper British Bitter will be referred to as “beer.” Substances once known as “American Beer” will henceforth be referred to as “Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine,” except for the product of the American Budweiser company which will be called “Weak Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine.” This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion. Your urine beer has created a problem, Sarah Miles became used to it, and now admits to drinking her own piss.

11. The UK will harmonise petrol prices (or “Gasoline,” as you will be permitted to keep calling it) for those of the former USA, adopting UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon, get used to it).

12. Learn to resolve personal issues without guns, lawyers or therapists. That you need many lawyers and therapists shows you’re not adult enough to be independent. If you’re not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, you’re not grown up enough to handle a gun.

13. Please tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us crazy. Also RFK, we suspect Onnassis really, with Jackie and ted Kennedy knowing plot participants.

14. Tax collectors from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel deals With Rising Sea Levels And Falling Land Masses

Secret Squirrel has discovered that scientists believe that New York is actually sinking, NOT that the sea is rising…so evidenced at the url here……

http://www.triplepundit.com/2016/09/new-york-city-sinking-no-one-knows/

Secret Squirrel asks, “Do you have that certain sinking feeling?” It has been decided that it is NOT the rising sea levels responsible for the rising seas, but actually the measure of all things American, is New York City, and THEY have determined that it is NOT rising sea levels, but actually New York City, SINKING, that is causing it to appear that the sea is rising.So any rulers stuck in by the sea to measure things being what they are or were or are not and will be…show the land sinking not the sea rising…..oh well one or the other……..either way have to equip with water wings and waterproof inflatable undies if we are to save our selves. But there may well be another solution, and Squirrel as you know, has suggestions, solutions for problems……

Secret Squirrel has figured out an engineering project such that we can no longer have to fear the effects of ANY global warming, if it exists at all.In short any rising seas will not trouble us at all,whatsoever, nay not even yet ever!
Isn’t it all easier to put the colony of Canada to good use, we simply excavate it all out, and then lead a trench in from the sea, but a trench joining the sea, at sea level as it were, such that as and IF the sea rises, or the lands fall, the excess will thence run into and down the trench…..this huge created inland sea will absorb ALL the excess water from any global warming effects, and also compensate for the falling of land masses such that there is an effect of the sea rising, and so not necessitate us to do anything at all else and certainly not inconvenience us further. An alternate selection to the colony of Canada is, as Squirrel likes to put forwards and present alternatives and alternates, is,of course, the trouble makers of Europe, the France and Germany……..they also could be used, individually and or in twain….but then, to be on the safe side,why not the lot of them? Eh! Whot!

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel Investigates The Really Worthless I.O.U. That Money Is.

Did you realize that banknotes are just I.O.U.’s, but they won’t

let us print up our own I.O.U.’s but then we’re using I.O.U.’s but they’re somebody elses, and we’re given these I.O.U.’s to use but

are never really paid? An IOU (abbreviated from the phrase “I owe

you”) is usually an informal document acknowledging debt. An IOU differs from a promissory note in that an IOU is not a negotiable

instrument and does not specify repayment terms such as the time of repayment. IOU’s usually specify the debtor, the amount owed, and sometimes the creditor. Which means all we really have and hold are debts,as a direct result.But the definition says that money

extinguishes all debt. IOU currency would put Greece in line to

quit the Euro……….which is in itself an IOU currency…but it

is being made worthless by more printing of it, whilst the USA

prints up more and more of it’s I.O.U. currency and so it increase

in value because it is U.S.A. currency, you see…no Euro nor Greek I.O.U. currency. A company’s IOU is counted as an asset on the balance sheet because another party owes that company money or goods.

 

When banks make loans, they create money. This is because

money is really just an IOU,so money is just an I.O.U. and the

banks are rolling in it. Now, government, such as the U.S.

government, when it wants money for The System, it prints up a

Treasury Certificate, which is ALSO, an I.O.U. promising to pay the

Treasury Department, whatever, whenever,however, IF it ever can,

the Treasury Department then prints up the money which is in fact

just I.O.U.’s.The government must create and then SPEND its dollars in order for the private citizens to earn the dollars they need to pay their taxes.

 

So, if government doesn’t need your tax dollars in order to spend,

does government tax at all?It is based on the insight that the

government DOES, in fact, need to collect taxes, but the “taxes” it

collects are not your “tax dollars.” Taxes drive money—in other

words, private citizens are willing to provide goods and services

to the government in exchange for government’s paper dollars

because they NEED those dollars (government I.O.U.s) to pay their future taxes. A paper dollar, printed by the sovereign U.S.

government, is nothing more—and nothing OTHER than—a tax I.O.U. which states, in effect: “The sovereign U.S. government owes the bearer one dollar of tax credit on the day taxes are due.”Because of this I.O.U. pledge, the government is able to use the paper dollar, in the MEANTIME, to purchase real goods and services from private citizens and businesses. The citizens and businesses are willing to exchange their real goods and services for the paper dollars because they will NEED the I.O.U.s (dollars) to present to the government on “tax-day”. When the government collects “tax dollars” it is NOT collecting something it “needs” but, instead, is simply collecting back (or cancelling) its own I.O.U.s (The ACTUAL taxes are the real goods and services it had prevIOUsly received in return for those I.O.U.s). A paper dollar is a tax I.O.U., what is a Treasury bond?

 

The common understanding is that Treasury bonds represent a “debt” which the government must “repay” in the future. But look how our new perspective requires that view to shift:a private citizen “buys” a Treasury bond. What takes place? The citizen exchanges say a hundred paper tax I.O.U.s for another piece of paper (the Treasury bond) which is…what? It is another government tax I.O.U. pledging to pay, at a specified time in the future, a hundred and SEVEN paper tax I.O.U.s (the original hundred plus 7 percent interest.) What is unique in this transaction is that, while it appears the government is in “debt” to the citizen, what it “owes” the citizen is nothing more than its own promise to accept these I.O.U.s (dollars) as tax payments.

 

In short, money as such is entirely worthless,just so much printed

paper, to promise payment of something or other,which does in fact not really exist at all as such……For some reason they system

has broken down in Europe, the Euro becoming and being regarded as worthless, which is in fact a reality, it is as worthless as the other currencies in Europe are or were, and the only currency solidly worth something and regarded as something is the American dollar, an I.O.U. based entirely on Treasury Certificates, which are I.O.U.’s which permit the printing of more I.O.U.’s and also Treasury Bonds which people buy with their I.O.U.’s and are a form of the Treasury Department collecting I.O.U’s such that it has something to show for it all. So what’s the problem with the Euro nations, they can’t seem to print up enough to satisfy demands…are there sufficient presses available to print up the I.O.U. money papers. What thence is the problem that makes Euro money paper worthless compared with the U.S.A. printed up I.O.U. money papers?

 

Or is it then that the I.O.U. money papers printed up in certain

locations are thought of being worth something or other much more than those printed up in their local area? So there we have it, the I.O.U. money converted to nothing or less than nothing or something depending if it’s regarded as being worth something or other of which we know not what,depending on where it is printed up. At least so it seems.

 

Secret Squirrel,

MRL,MP,(Dunny On The Wold),

Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel PROVES That The Speed Of Light CAN Be Exceeded, and Light Can Exceed The Speed Of Light.

Let’s start with things as they are,with
an airplane, and a gun, AS HAS BEEN
PROVED…….
An airplane has a gun that fires bullets
straight ahead at the speed of 600 miles
per hour when tested on the ground while
the plane is stationary. The plane takes
off and flies east at 600 miles per hour.

When fired directly ahead the bullets
move eastward at a speed of 1200 miles
per hour
When fired in the opposite direction (by
turning the gun westward, but not the
plane), the bullets drop vertically
downward,speed is cancelled.

If fired vertically downward (by turning
the gun downward, but not the plane), the
bullets move eastward at 600 miles per
hour while they fall.

Similarly a spaceship moving through
space and at ANY speed, has that added to
the speed of whatever……………and
that includes light you see, so
immediately such a beam of light emitted
from a spaceship moving…….is added to
it, hence, light now exceeds the speed of
itself, as in the speed of
light………….it adds..if the light
was shone from the rear of the spaceship
then by analogy it could not be seen,the
light emitted downward, or upward, would
travel only at it’s set speed, of
light…….now even IF the light is
emitted forwards from the 600 mph
airplane, the light travelling at the
speed of light, NOW has THAT added to it,
being physically cumulative, and hence
the light the travels FASTER, EXCEEDS the
speed of light, such that now even yet
provably on earth, the speed of light CAN
be exceeded, by particularly anything,
and including light itself………all
ready.
Scientist say that the speed of light
cannot be exceeded,Stephen Hawking says
the speed of light cannot be exceeded,
EINSTEIN said the speed of light CAN be
exceeded, the equation says E=MC
(squared), as in energy is mass
accelerated to THE SQUARE of the speed of
light, such that the speed of light CAN
be exceeded.Secret Squirrel has taken
Einstein’s equations and accepted them
for and what and as they are, AND
Squirrel has by simple logic, as shown
above, proved that even YET light CAN
exceed the speed of light! So says, and
HAS PROVED, Squirrel.
Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

 

Secret Squirrel Comments On The Pork Sausage Ban In Germany.

 

Secret Squirrel has seen shocking headlines, shocking headlines coming out of Germany,concerning the dictational misrule of Germany by Angela Merkel, Squirrel here shows thearticle link that has shocked Squirrel, and will without any doubt, shock you….

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/650246/Germany-bans-pork-cafes-schools-offending-Muslim-migrants

The shock realization that Angela Merkel, the minority leader of a coalition of parties ruling Germans as if she was a Hitlerite Chancellor, has banned German beloved pork sausage wurst because, she claims, it offends muslims. Her ban extends to be much adored and frequented outdoor, sidewalk,terrace,and indoor cafes and of course…..their equivalent of pubs where pork fricadellen are consumed(pork hamburger). German can do nothing about Merkel, but Squirrel is on to the response. As we speak in the hidden privacy of their homes, apartments, basements, Germans are secretly making their own, bootlegged,  pork wurst sausages, mother’s are frying up pork,hamburgers,bacon and of course, pork sausages, for their children, secretly. They leave,  secretly, by day, going to farms, farmers, markets, groceries and buying up the beloved illicit pork. By night trucks drive to replenish the pork stocks, seen speeding, speeding, silently, on the autobahns of Germany, skulking about the city streets, replenishing stocks of…….pork.

Speakeasies are springing up, secret chinese door protected speakeasies, password entry protected speakeasies, private clubs and speakeasies, where the Germans consume…..the banned……..porkwurst sausage. Merkel has pushed the consumption of the pork wurst sausage underground. Mobsters will now take control. Mobsters will make millions of dollars from illegal pork wurst sales. In addition to the rise of the mob-run black market, many citizens simply ignored the law. Well do they know that Angela Merkel’s political age, has turned ugly and banned their sausages……..well do they know that Angela Merkel hates…………….porking.

Indeed Angela Merkel is out of control, due to her unchecked powers. You see, sadly for the German people of the day….the 1949 constitution gave the Chancellor much greater powers than during the Weimar Republic, while strongly diminishing the role of the President. Germany is today often referred to as a “chancellor democracy”, reflecting the role of the Chancellor as the country’s chief executive who has the constitutional authority to establish the guidelines for all fields of government policy.The Chancellor cannot be opposed by German Parliament, much less the people, so she has banned porking, banned the pork wurst sausage of the German people.

Soon too she will ban the pork wurst on the Deutsche Bundesbahn(the trains), and………she will ban, of course, bacon, being served for breakfast the same locations. Next also, without any doubt, Merkel will attack and ban that very great public nation wide Pork festival and celebration, The Octoberfest. Clearly in this time of tragedy for the German people, they must be a people out there marching and organising and voting,voting anti-Merkel in the soon to be had election, anti-Christian Democratic Union.Each and every vote MUST count and be counted, and not one vote cast in further support of that party of the greatest abomination and atrocity. Soon too, there will be porking police, coming round,checking for porking, and to inspect the illicit back yard bar be cues, for the presence of, and smoking of, cooking of, illegal pork chops, pork sausages, checking eaily due to the presence of the smoke…….but perhaps they will turn a blind eye, perhaps they can be……influenced.

Clearly also, there are disturbing reports,coming out of Germany, how easily the common paedophiles have lured thirteen year olds and younger, with promises of ballons,candy, ice cream, chocolates,liquor etc(and…….qualudes used by the utterly and completely mentally deranged perversities). But now they are flocking to Germany to lure them to pork, luring them with their sausages.

Sad and sorry state of affairs it is in Germany. Squirrel sees the rise of porkleggers,the Porking Mob, the rise of Pork Speakeasies(Porkkneipen), the people shall persevere, as we all may have to even yet in Britain with our laggardly ridiculous government of the day.

Here Squirrel states…..

“We shall go on to the end. We shall eat them in France, we shall eat them on the seas and oceans, we shall eat them with growing confidence and growing strength in the airliners, we shall defend our pork wurst, whatever the cost may be. We shall eat them on the beaches, we shall eat them on the landing grounds, we shall eat them in the fields and in the streets, we shall eat them in the hills; we shall never surrender our pork wurst.”
-Secret Squirrel.

You may quote Squirrel.

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.