Secret Squirrel Comments On The Pork Sausage Ban In Germany.

 

Secret Squirrel has seen shocking headlines, shocking headlines coming out of Germany,concerning the dictational misrule of Germany by Angela Merkel, Squirrel here shows thearticle link that has shocked Squirrel, and will without any doubt, shock you….

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/650246/Germany-bans-pork-cafes-schools-offending-Muslim-migrants

The shock realization that Angela Merkel, the minority leader of a coalition of parties ruling Germans as if she was a Hitlerite Chancellor, has banned German beloved pork sausage wurst because, she claims, it offends muslims. Her ban extends to be much adored and frequented outdoor, sidewalk,terrace,and indoor cafes and of course…..their equivalent of pubs where pork fricadellen are consumed(pork hamburger). German can do nothing about Merkel, but Squirrel is on to the response. As we speak in the hidden privacy of their homes, apartments, basements, Germans are secretly making their own, bootlegged,  pork wurst sausages, mother’s are frying up pork,hamburgers,bacon and of course, pork sausages, for their children, secretly. They leave,  secretly, by day, going to farms, farmers, markets, groceries and buying up the beloved illicit pork. By night trucks drive to replenish the pork stocks, seen speeding, speeding, silently, on the autobahns of Germany, skulking about the city streets, replenishing stocks of…….pork.

Speakeasies are springing up, secret chinese door protected speakeasies, password entry protected speakeasies, private clubs and speakeasies, where the Germans consume…..the banned……..porkwurst sausage. Merkel has pushed the consumption of the pork wurst sausage underground. Mobsters will now take control. Mobsters will make millions of dollars from illegal pork wurst sales. In addition to the rise of the mob-run black market, many citizens simply ignored the law. Well do they know that Angela Merkel’s political age, has turned ugly and banned their sausages……..well do they know that Angela Merkel hates…………….porking.

Indeed Angela Merkel is out of control, due to her unchecked powers. You see, sadly for the German people of the day….the 1949 constitution gave the Chancellor much greater powers than during the Weimar Republic, while strongly diminishing the role of the President. Germany is today often referred to as a “chancellor democracy”, reflecting the role of the Chancellor as the country’s chief executive who has the constitutional authority to establish the guidelines for all fields of government policy.The Chancellor cannot be opposed by German Parliament, much less the people, so she has banned porking, banned the pork wurst sausage of the German people.

Soon too she will ban the pork wurst on the Deutsche Bundesbahn(the trains), and………she will ban, of course, bacon, being served for breakfast the same locations. Next also, without any doubt, Merkel will attack and ban that very great public nation wide Pork festival and celebration, The Octoberfest. Clearly in this time of tragedy for the German people, they must be a people out there marching and organising and voting,voting anti-Merkel in the soon to be had election, anti-Christian Democratic Union.Each and every vote MUST count and be counted, and not one vote cast in further support of that party of the greatest abomination and atrocity. Soon too, there will be porking police, coming round,checking for porking, and to inspect the illicit back yard bar be cues, for the presence of, and smoking of, cooking of, illegal pork chops, pork sausages, checking eaily due to the presence of the smoke…….but perhaps they will turn a blind eye, perhaps they can be……influenced.

Clearly also, there are disturbing reports,coming out of Germany, how easily the common paedophiles have lured thirteen year olds and younger, with promises of ballons,candy, ice cream, chocolates,liquor etc(and…….qualudes used by the utterly and completely mentally deranged perversities). But now they are flocking to Germany to lure them to pork, luring them with their sausages.

Sad and sorry state of affairs it is in Germany. Squirrel sees the rise of porkleggers,the Porking Mob, the rise of Pork Speakeasies(Porkkneipen), the people shall persevere, as we all may have to even yet in Britain with our laggardly ridiculous government of the day.

Here Squirrel states…..

“We shall go on to the end. We shall eat them in France, we shall eat them on the seas and oceans, we shall eat them with growing confidence and growing strength in the airliners, we shall defend our pork wurst, whatever the cost may be. We shall eat them on the beaches, we shall eat them on the landing grounds, we shall eat them in the fields and in the streets, we shall eat them in the hills; we shall never surrender our pork wurst.”
-Secret Squirrel.

You may quote Squirrel.

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP,Dunny On The Wold,
Minister for Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel:America’s King Size Candy Bar Ban And The Shape Of Things To Come.

Secret Squirrel has noted changes in America, changes brought about by the new mini sized candy bars,changes that will severly affect the shape of things to come in America,a king sized candy bar ban which will effectively initiate a prohibition type back lash,with respect to king sized candy bars,recalling the days of prohibition,prohibition of alcohol consumption.

This effectively brought about a depression, in the people and the economy as well, people turned to speakeasies to drink their sorrows away and party on to an enjoyable time whilst pushing the depression government, and government of the depression and prohibition out of their minds.

Well, now, prohibition of the king sized candy bar has been brought about, and people have responded, and reacted to this,in much the same fashion that they did in the first prohibition era.The new prohibition era has followed suit exactly, depressing the people, and depressing the economy and the people have reacted and responded in the same way.The candy bar prohibition is having and has had, it’s effect.Yes, in America, there are weird scenes inside the gold mine as the nation responds to the king sized candy bar ban.

We find changes and responses everywhere. Take the cars parked at the Westmount Lookout,the local lovers lookout point.Indeed there were sighs and moans of pleasure coming from the backseat of a car,so loud they attracted a cop. Up he came,”Hands up!!” he screamed. Suddenly a teenage boy and girl stuck
their heads up,head and shoulders emerge,fully clothed, their hands up,clutching in each hand, half eaten king sized candy bars,illegal king sized candy bars.The cop seizes their bars as evidence, cuffs’em and leads’em away,whilst chastising those gathered around, warning against the lewd conduct of
munching illegal king sized candy bars,the drug of choice.

Downtown at Candy’s Bar And Grill the police burst in, rush past patrons to the back room,with their siege bar.The crash in to a Chinese Door at the back and burst in to the real operation,The Candy Bar, a speakeasy.The patrons scatter screaming,king size candy bar wrappers litter the floor,the teen patrons are cuffed and led away,doin’ the Tennessee Purp Walk.

Here note the activity in a typical speakeasy, and subsequent raid of the soda pop and king sized candy bar speakeasy…..

Note the hidden camera surveillance video from the candy bar speakeasy,note the innocent fun they’re having………note the happy effect of a candy bar and soda pop orgy of great and good times had by all.Laissez les bon temps roulez.let the good times rule in Non-New Orleans jive,but note the party poopers…..the raid, the feds,the Inscruitables……

In schools,teens open their lockers, their books fall out, and with them, their illegal stash of king sized candy bars.They hit the school, and the school defect, er Prefect, and the Principle,confiscate the bars, call security and the cops,and the teen is hauled away to continue his education in the big house.

On the streets,in the back alley,one follows,discretely, a schoolgirl…she head down the alley,suddenly in front of her, there’s a flasher,his trench coat held wide open in front of the girls……she reaches out…….grabs something…….it’s…….a necklace,She pays for it in illegal king sized candy bars.

A car is seen to pull up to a schoolyard.The driver opens the door,shows a little girl a stash of illicit king sized candy bars.she gets in, the door closes, and the car pulls away.Typicly it may be her father, trying to please her, her father trying to get her to come home from apre school hijinx, or…maybe not, it may be a Paul Saville.

In seminaries nuns are seen reaching in to Priest’s Holes,and pulling, come up with, a king sized candy bar as their reward.

Beside school walls,excited young girls are seen grabbing their boyfriends,slamming them in to the wall………..and……suggestively.demanding….he give her his king sized one….candy bar of course.

At the local movie theatre candy bar, in the dim lighting, a young girl is seen, seemingly opening her blouse,pulling the ends wide apart, revealing her……….id………the google eyed clarke, reaches under………………and gives her her reward..an illicit king sized candy bars.She’s paid, she leaves.

Parents come home, find teens rolling about the floor of the rec room, in a soda pop filled orgy of wild king sized candy bar munching,sighing,moaning,groaning in an orgy of ecstasy, empty pop bottles and discarded king sized candy bar wrappers littering the floor.

It happens,the parents left their teenage son at home for the weekend, they thought he would spend a quiet evening with friends.
But they returned to find their 1million home had been destroyed,Before they left he reportedly asked his parents for 20 to buy fish and chips for friends before waving them off on their weekend trip.
Hours later more than 100 party-goers descended on his parents’ gated property throwing objects from windows, smashing chandeliers, defacing cars and urinating out of windows. The lawn was strewn with broken glass and teenagers shouting and screaming as bottles and cans were thrown at the neighbours’ property, prompting them to call police.It was an orgy of violence and destruction fueled by the consumption of massive amounts of soda pop, and energy drinks,and, the
massive consumption of huge quantities of the illicit king sized candy bars.
Neighbours arrived home shortly before midnight last Saturday and witnessed the destruction. ‘There were teenagers all over the road, shouting and screaming, making a huge amount of noise,’ she said. “It took six police cars and two ambulances to deal with the carnage.”
‘You could not see the grass for bottles and cans.
‘Kids were drinking, vomiting, things were being thrown out from windows – an indoor fan – and even this obscene humungous fat man, I swear it looked like frenchman Gerard Depardieu, weeing out of a first-floor window.’ She could not identify any of the children, many of whom were wearing hoodies.
Another neighbour called the police but was told to refer the matter to the council’s noise abatement team.
The lad’s mother,however,declined to comment on the party. She said: ‘It was absolutely a private matter.’ A typical scene played out in America.

It also happens.Illegal king ssized bars brought in from across the borders, via Mexico, and Canada, in transport trucks, by barge, by boat,rowed across lakes, and rivers, borught in by rail car, or in car boots by bootleggers.Also from Europe,Australia, illegal king sized bars flown in and brought in by ship.Candy Bar Transport Trucks,.hijacked….in abandoned farm barns, the goods are transferred,
and then moved to abandoned warehouses. There illegal Mexican immigrants work night and day, gluing several small bars,still wrapped, together, then rewrapping them in king size bar wrappers,thence sent off to downtown distros,and speakeasies.yes the Candy King reigns supreme,even to the point of end point fraud.
Local mob controlled radio stations blare out over the airwaves Sammy Davis Jr.’s……. The Candy Man……………….

And the Carrie Nations……….Sweet Talkin’ Candy Man…

Whatever fuelled and influenced Michelle Obama’s efforts to reduce the size of candy bars? One recalls King Henry I, who decided that one yard would be the measure from the tip of his nose, to his outstretched thumb. Perhaps, a King-Sized effort to use Obama’s penis length as a measure limit for candy bars,and so make a mark in history? Or was it, really, all utterly and completely, The Candy Mob.Indeed. The Candy Mob? Yes, reduce the size of Candy Bars, seeminglyu to patrioticly follow the dictates of Michelle Obama, wife of the American President, The First Lady,seemingly encouraging her appearing to have power, and be the driving force behind, the reduction in size of candy bars, whilst at the same time, maintaining,or perhqaps, increasing their prices?Also at the same time, what with the rise of King Sized Candy Bar prohibition,engendering Candy Mob controlled Speakeasies,and illicit importation asnd maunfacture of illicit and illegal king sized candy bars,spawning a vast underground,subterranean market for themselves? Perhaps……..all of the above.

Yes Squirrel has seen this,America’s future, the shape of things to come in America.Yes the world has recently seen strange immense bird kills, amazing frog kills, massive fish kills.In some areas of the world it’s been claimed that far inland there have been huge rains of fish.There have been many massive whale beachings, dolphin beachings.Jelly filled donuts are almost disappearing,and now, the banning of king sized candy bars. Indeed we can hear the hoove beats on the streets, the clippity clop of the Horsemen of the Apocalpyse, coming,indeed as predicted.The signs are there.Yes, America, this is the shape of things to come. The election draws near, what’s to be done, but remember, “Vote For Insanity,You Know It Makes Sense.”

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP(Dunny On The Wold),
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel:The Mike Walrus Sixty Seconds Candy Bar Speakeasy Report.

Secret Squirrel has stayed on top of the sad and sorry state of affairs of the banning of the King Size Candy Bars,in America, of the rise of the Candy Bar Speakeasies,in America,of the the attempts by the American people to circumvent the Great Candy Bar Prohibition Era, and have come up with a previously hidden report by Mike Walrus, of Sixty Seconds, a report by a friend of Squirrel’s on the
situation,and firmly believes that you would like to see this suppressed report on the situation,a report which the television network has suppressed,stating stating that it only encourages the American public to oppose the Candy Bar Prohibition.

“Tick……tick….tick….tick…..

Hello, this is Mike Walrus, and this is 60 Seconds…….

Tick…tick..tick….tick…….

Tonight we have followed the footsteps of Secret Squirrel,as he has, here in New York, found and frequents, one of the city’s new, and now many, and ever increasing,secreted and hidden,dens of the so called iniquity, those dens which have followed in the footsteps of, and the ways of, those dens which have sprung out of ,the Speakeasies, those places that in the era of Alcohol Prohibition sprang up to serve to thirsty public the banned liquor, alcohol, which have now sprung up to serve the hungry public, the banned King Sized Candy Bars.These dens, which in the days of prohibition, sprang up under the very noses of the Federal agents, those of the Treasury Department,the so-called Untouchables,led by Elliot Ness, have sprung up once again, this time again under  the very noses of the
Federal agents,those of the Treasury Department,the so-called Inscrutables,led by Elegant Mess.We walk down the darkened street,hidden camera and microphone recording everything,here we go down a hatch in the sidewalk and down an underground alley to get into Back Room.The suitable password is given,the hidden door opened,and here we are, in The Back Room Speakeasy. I walk up to the Candy Keeper, The Candy Man.Immediately I am reminded of Sammy Davis Jr.,singing, the song that goes through my mind? The Candy Man.I gain his
confidence, he seems to be a lonely man,underpaid no doubt, held by the mob under some form of blackmail no doubt,perhaps a threat of divorce due to his infidelity, no doubt supplied with a mob goumare,a mob mistress, to further maintain a hold on him, supplied by the Mob with the illicit and illegal banned King Size Candy Bars, everybody craves, the Mr Big, the Mr.Big Deal, The Mirage, The Oh
Henry,The Bounty, the exotic Toblerones….and many many more.Candy bars in production still in foreign lands, brought in by trucks,train,ships,airplanes, from Mexico,Canada, Switzerland, Europe,even yet some bootleg copies made here by many American bootleggers from home recipes,following in and after the pattern of the day of the alkie prohibition.

I seem in the corner a smashed chair, splintered to matchwood,and a still as yet unswabbed puddle of reeking urine the destroyed chair sits in the middle of. I’m told by the Candy Keep, that ,the Ridiculous Flying Fat Man, he known as Gerard Depardieu,the questionable z class actor, and sadly below par Z minus class film director, had sat there, his great bulk destroying the chair, he had been there satisfying his urges to stuff himself with the illicit King Sized Candy Bars.I remember him from my high school days and tell the Candy Keep to further gain his confidence, of the days when the even then enormously fat little lad had been placed in charge of directing the school play, and thence also placed himself in the lead role in the production of,”The Thin Man.”.I don’t tell the Candy Keep my real name of course,nor occupation.The Candy Keep tells me further of Depardieu, how he ate his King Sized Candy Bars, wrappers and all, and was given to emitting great throws of flatulance. I notice a few extremely anorexic actresses and models admitted, they commensurate and tell me of how the ban on King Sized Candy Bars has caused their anorexia,how their primary diet and efforts to stay slim center on a diet of salads and King Sized Candy Bars, and now, what with Michelle Obama causing a ban on the King Size Candy Bars, the tiny ones that remain cannot satisfy their bodies, cannot maintain their bodies, and they waste away. Were it not for the Speakeasies,they say, they would surely waste away to nothing,they say they’ll do anything for King Sized Candy Bars.I have sympathy for them tell them I have a secret supply of them, and am willing to share,for certain…favors,and ask the for their phone numbers.I also tell them to avoid the company of Gerard Depardieu,who would only eat their Candy Bars and return nothing,not even the wrappers.

I see some eight to ten year old school girls,sitting at a long table.One of the boys sitting beside one suddenly makes a grab, a grab, an attempt to…snatch! The girls beside him turn on him suddenly,clawing him, scratching him, till he leaves go of his victim, the girl…..he’d been foiled in the attempt,he tried the old clean and snatch, to grab her…….candy bar.

There’s another girl, a 14 year old, in a micro mini skirt. I know this girl, but she doesn’t recognize me in my glasses, false nose and false moustache.It’s Pandorra, She’s a rich girl, she goes to the Candy Keep and buys several King Size bars, starting to eat one, she places the others in a box she places in her lap.The young lad beside her stares,and stares, and stare, at…Pandorra’s box. Another
girl sitting beside her has several Bars noticeably sticking up out of her boots,clearly a boot legger she is. There’s yet another girl I know from the apartment beside mine, a full breasted 15 year old, who likes to display her wares, her cell phone sticking up out of one of her bra cups.She saunters up to the Candy Keep, buys several bars,sticks them in her bra cups,turns about, looks at me, and snarls, “What are you looking at?”, she too doesn’t recognize me, and I tell her,”Your Candy Bars.”, she snarls back,”There’s a much better view.” I reply, “Well, what’s better to look at than Candy Bars?” She gives me her address and phone number and tells me, “Whydant’cha kum up and see me sometime,en yu’ll see something far better!” I tell her I will……I worry, my moustache and hairpiece glue had better be damn strong.

I see another girl, a 12 year old, go up to the Candy Keep,her hands shaking,I hear, she tells him she doesn’t have any money,can she have a few bars to fix things,on credit.The Candy Keep refuses, telling her he needs something more solid, suddenly she undoes the buttons on her blouse,flings open her blouse, and asks “Will you accept these?”The bar keep asks for her name,address and phone number.She writes something down on a piece of paper and hands it to the Candy Bar Keep,he tells her “Stay like that.”, places a phone on the bar, dials, speaks in to the phone, hands it to the girl, she says something, she hands it back, he says something, hangs up, and gives the girl several King Size bars.She rebuttons her blouse and returns to her table, crying.A boy saunters up and fancies trying his luck at the same thing, and gets punched in the face for his troubles. A sad sight it is, but a sight Michelle Obama has made common with her ban on King Size Candy Bars, it’s her fault.I silently curse her name, I blame her, not society.

Most of the boys are crowded in to yet another part of the dimly lit Candy Bar.There I can see most greedily eating their illegal and illicit Mr. Big Deal bars, and quaffing the also banned 20oz soft drinks. Some boys are chatting them up, they’d no money and been to the Candy Keep, and had offered themselves,but he’d refused, so they were trying their luck there for a fix of King Sized bars and 20
oz soft drinks.One lad accepted the offer, but stated that lad had to go in to doing films for him…….obviously a wealthy Big Candy Daddy.

A sad sorry state things have been brought to, still not all tales are of such depravity due to the King Sized Candy Bar addictions of those of general society, indeed most are quite genuinely happy and contented with things, easily supporting their illegal King Size Candy Bar habit and having a good time in the Candy Bars.

This place is more upbeat than most speakeasies, in walks a Candy Striper, or rather is it stripper,to entertain, and sings and dances whilst a black lad plays trombone, and a piano man plays “As Time Goes By.”I learn they work for King Sized bars, the new underground currency of the day. They tell me what they know of the speakeasies,of how the illicit King Size Candy bars, are now mostly brought in
across the border by various means from foreign lands where they are not illegal.The French supply the king sized Mirages, the Swiss the gigantic Toblerones,the Canadians the Big Deal’s,The Mr. Big’s, the Aussies share their bounty by shipping in Bounty,the Mexican’s the CarlosV.

It’s time to leave,I tip my hat to the Candy Keep.The bouncer, a football lineman with a king sized candy bar endorsement in his portfolio,opens the door for me to leave.Many Baseball players have King Size chocolate bars endorsements, by they make far more and don’t really have to be bouncers.I walk down the underground alley, and go up the hatch, and there I am on the sidewalks of New York
once more.There I suddenly bump in to a piss sodden Gerard Depardieu,he recognizes me,he exclaims”Chien!Merde!” I know I’ve stepped in it, it’s French for “American! I remember Depardieu from my high school days and our contest,his challenge, his words,” I can eat more Mr. Big’s than you!” He won,becoming a fat,piss sodden actor, and I wisely came in last, becoming a slim journalist.He blurts to me in his drunken piss-sodden state, that he has been in a forbidden candy bar speak easy that he found and that he has told Rex Banner, one of The Unscrutables,about it and that they will raid it. He laughs and waddles off in to the darkness.I take out my cell phone and dial the girl in the speakeasy who gave me her number,I tell her to give me the Candy Keep.She does, and I tell him.He tells me all will be well,that in a few minutes The Inscrutables will arrive to raid…..a simple prayer meeting, one where all the girls will be dressed as nuns, the boys as priests.The illicit candy bars will be hidden in their secret compartments, up their habits, and hidden in the priest’s holes.All will be well, and the Inscrutables will have tried to come up, but will have failed to achieve the goods.

This has been Mike Walrus, for 60 Seconds.”

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP(Dunny On The Wold),
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel:Letter From America:Candy Bar Prohibition.

Secret Squirrel has remarked, prohibition has returned to America.The era of Prohibition saw the growth of organized crime in the United States.Gangsters such as Dutch Schultz, Nucky Johnson, Al Capone, and Lucky Luciano made fortunes by supplying illegal beer and liquor to speakeasies across the country.
Some speakeasies were used as homes and offices by gangsters, who adopted an extravagant and easily identifiable lifestyle. Successful gangsters could be identified by their fashionable silk suits, expensive jewelry, and guns.There was much bootlegging….The term “bootlegging” came into use in the 1880s, when it referred to the practice of hiding flasks of illegal liquor inside boots.
Bootlegging was widespread in the United States during Prohibition. Even though the Eighteenth Amendment prohibited the manufacture and sale of alcoholic beverages, the law was widely disobeyed by the public and even by government officials.
During Prohibition, the production of illegal beer and whiskey quickly expanded across the country. Bootleggers made large profits by distributing these products to speakeasies and other consumers. Bootlegging became an organized business run by crime families and gangsters, (e.g. Al Capone).And with prohibition, came the depression.Thankfully prohibition failed.Many people wonder why prohibition failed. One of the primary reasons was that there just was not enough money, or police power to stop illegal places like speakeasies (New York’s 21 Club was a Prohibition-era speakeasy.A speakeasy, also called a Big toad or big ol ben, is an establishment that illegally sells alcoholic beverages) from popping up. Corruption also had a lot to do with the reason why prohibition ended up failing. The following is a story out of Detroit, probably one of the best places to be a bootlegger or to find an illegal drink. “When the state police raided the Deutsches Haus at Mack and Maxwell, they arrested Detroit Mayor John Smith, Michigan Congressman Robert Clancy and Sheriff Edward Stein.However with the failure of prohibition, there too came the end of the depression.

Well,once again prohibition has returned to America, heralding another depression, heralding the rise of.bootleggers, and the return of speakeasies, and the return, eventually,and rise of organized crime families, to take over and run an efficient bootlegging business,satifying the needs of Americans. And now what has caused this? Well,Your next trip to the gas station or stroll through the candy aisle might include smaller sized candy bars. Thanks to Michelle Obama lobbying Mars Candy to sign her “Healthier America” agreement you will no longer have the option to buy King Sized Candy. The theory is that stopping the production of king sized candy bars will somehow drop the obesity rate in the states.Mind you,I know for a fact I didn’t start to gain weight till far past my years,about age 40 when I wasn’t eating candy bars at alland hadn’t been for at least 10 years before that,take note,Michelle Obama.

Leave it up to the liberal lifestyle police to protect you from yourself… eating candy. Seriously? What’s next.

It’s not that obesity in America isn’t an issue. It is. It’s that the government is interfering with the choices you make for your own health. Now you’ll just lose a bit of money if you decide to buy two regular size candy bars to get the same amount of candy(until that becomes illegal).And you can be sure that if someone wants the equivalent of a king sized candy bar, he or she is going to buy two regular candy bars to feed the hunger. That is actually more food than the king sized bar, so Michelle’s little plan could actually make us all fatter in the end. People who have self-control don’t gravitate towards king sized candy bars, and they never will. It is only those who want to stuff their faces with nougat-y wonder. Those people are going to eat what they want to eat no matter what.

Regardless of the compromise Mars made with Michelle Obama,(they are reducing the size of their choco bars down to 250 calories people will still eat more than 250 calories worth of candy bar.Smaller candy bars have always been available and people have been able to choose between small or large. Michelle Obama is simply limiting people’s choice.Regardless of the compromise Mars made with Michelle Obama, people will still eat more than 250 calories worth of candy bar.  Michelle Obama is simply limiting people’s choice.This is important because the government is stepping in when they are not needed. Who is the government to tell us what we can and cannot eat?! By doing this they are destroying the principles that the United States were founded on. The government is destroying our FREEDOM. If people are suffering from obesity, it’s because they had the free will to make bad decisions…not because anyone forced them to buy fatty foods and become obese,but if mars or any other company make’s em any smaller they’ll be banned entirely soon as a choking hazard.

There are solutions to the problem and they are being taken.To counteract the effects of prohibition, some are buying out all of the king sized candy bars and store them to sell in the black market after the ban is enforced. I can see it now – refrigerated trench coats stuffed with oversized Snickers…kids hiding chocolate under their pillows like it’s marijuana…teens talking about how they got busted for having a Twix fix behind the dumpster at Walmart…the horror! The horror!Freezers stocked to the overflow with the banned giant bars.We can also purcahse the tiny choco bars,unquestionably no longer than her husban’ds wee wee, and we can melt them together, two,three, four of’em, to get to our desired length.Yes,indeed, people are fighting this.Also they can be,and shall be, and are being,as I write this, shipped in by truck,or rail,or by ship, or actually flown in,from across the borders of America, from Canada, or Mexico,where they are still legal, just as alcohol was shipped in during alcohol prohibition.

Now bootleggers, such as Al Capone, were also busy making their own brew you know, and a recipe of Al Capone’s prohibition beer,can be found at this URL……

http://hbd.org/brewery/cm3/recs/13_30.html

Also to be found now on the internet, are the actual candy bar recipes which can be followed and tha bars made to any form of King Size the bootlegger wishes………

here note……

http://www.chow.com/food-news/54139/make-your-own-candy-bars/

These bear such bootlegged names as almond jay.twixt, snickles (read almond joy, twix,snickers………….)
make’em long as you want.

also here try your hand at making a giant sized Bounty………

Yes, there are solutions at hand, and bless those bootleggers taking them. And what then does it mean to you?Well, you know you must find a suitable speakeasy establishment dealing,serving,selling,these illicit,illegal large sized, giant sized, king sized…candy bars.
Recall duringthe Prohibition era, Chicagoans refused to let the booze stop flowing in their town. Illegal speakeasies popped up in every neighborhood to help quench a thirsty city. One could find bars in any number of basements, back rooms and soda shops.

Some of the speakeasies were less discreet than others. Music and alcohol flowed openly at the Green Mill Cocktail Lounge in Uptown, which had the support of Al Capone and was partly owned by gangster Jack “Machine Gun” McGurn. On the other hand, John Barleycorn in Lincoln Park claims it had a Chinese laundry as a cover and smuggled barrels of booze in under dirty sheets. Right across the street, Bugs Moran ran Halligan’s, another hidden watering hole, and down the road, Marge’s Still brewed gin in an upstairs bathtub.And so too do candy bar speakeasies exist.All speakeasies require somebody in the know,you know, to know, and pass on the wisdom to their fellow candy bar consumers,secret codewords etc are required to gain entrance much as in the days of alcohol prohibition, indeed they are out there.

Here let me describe  how things are and what goes on in the candy bar speakeasy. How are they found? Well, they are well hidden,not right up front.They have,secret entrances,passages etc.Here let me elaborate.Secret passages, also commonly referred to as hidden passages or secret tunnels, are hidden routes used for stealthy travel. Such passageways are sometimes inside buildings leading to secret rooms. Others allow occupants to enter or exit buildings without being seen. Hidden rooms help candy leggers carry out their illegal activities of providing illicit and illegal sized candies, and allow those who wish to, to consume them in a safe environment away from the prying eyes of the Feds,The Inscrutables.
Secret passages often have hidden or secret back doors that are camouflaged so that they appear to be part of the fire wall, or so that they appear to be an architectural feature such as a fireplace, a built-in bookcase or another feature or any establishment of the hidden consumption of king sized candy bars. Some entrances are more elaborately concealed and can be opened only by engaging a hidden mechanism or locking device. Other hidden doors are much simpler; a trapdoor hidden under a rug can easily conceal a secret passage.

Some buildings have secret areas built into the original plans,already, remnants of the era of alcohol prohibition.Some have a secret door used as an emergency exit built into the walls and hidden with a window sill or a bookcase.
Other secret passages have sometimes been constructed after the initial building, particularly secret tunnels. These tunnels have often been created as escape routesjust in case there is a raid by the Feds Inscrutables. These secret tunnels typically require a hidden opening or door, and may also involve other deceptive construction techniques, such as the construction of a false wall. Other tunnels have been made for different reasons, such as smuggling tunnels used for smuggling in or out the contraband revenue,the king size choco bars.

Now I myself viewed one of these new,and ever being setup, speakeasies….there I was led to the location,walking down a hatch in the sidewalk and down an underground alley to get into Back Room.THe suitable password was given,the hidden door opened, and there…………there in a dimly lit corner,I saw, The Ridiculous Flying Fatman himslef, Gerard Depardieu,the World’s Fatest Frenchman, there he was.Suddenly the chair gave way beneath his massive weight, he crashed down to the floor splintering the chair, pissing himslef, holding out both arms with each holding a king sized candy bar, and pathetically screamed, “Je vu pisser!Je vu pisser! (which if you don’t know french,means “I want to piss!I want to piss!”).A memorable and sorry sight it was. Young people, 8-10 years old,lined benches along the wall, ravenously munching on the illicit king sized morsels,in a drunken orgy of self indulgence such as the likes of which I have never before witnessed. Teens begged the candy bar keep to be allowed further credit to purchase more of the governmentally denied and illicit king sized candy bars. Well let me tell you, as I write this, munching on my ill gotten gain, my illegal and illicit choco bar,here muncing on a Mr. Big,I tell you Michelle Obama, you will not succeed with prohibition, we shall persevere, we who love our king sized bars, we shall resist to the bitter end, we shall go underground, into  the secret illegal dens of candy bar consumption.We shall speakeasy,and we shall overcome!!

Secret Squirrel,
MRL,MP(Dunny On The Wold),
Minister For Re-Deranged Re-Engineering.

Secret Squirrel On The Politically Incorrect Behaviour Of The Cities of Chicago, Boston And San Francisco

It has come to the attention of Secret Squirrel that Chicago,Boston and San
Francisco banned a business for having supported and funded anti gay
groups.Squirrel finds this curious as they have not banned businesses
which have supported and funded pro gay groups.This most definitely an
inequity,and inequity, one which shows immorality and proves unethical
practices going on in both city governments.It is inequality and most
definitely a violation of The First Amendment.Let us look at what the
headlines read………..
 

Chicago Alderman Moves to Ban Business for Politically Incorrect View
on Gays,

that is what the headline reads at

http://www.infowars.com/chicago-alderman-moves-to-ban-business-for-poli
tically-incorrect-view-on-gays/

 Here I quote in it’s entirety the article for you to view yourself….

 And here starts the quoted article…

Quote

In Rahm Emanuel’s Chicago, the Alderman controlling Logan Square wants
to block Chick-fil-A from opening a store because its CEO opposes gay
marriage.

Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy said last week he believes in the
biblical definition of marriage as between a man and a woman.
“I think we’re inviting God’s judgment when we shake our fist at him,
you know, [saying], ‘We know better than you as to what constitutes a
marriage.’ And I pray on God’s mercy on our generation that has such a
prideful, arrogant attitude to think that we would have the audacity to
try and redefine what marriage is all about,” Cathy said.

“Same sex marriage, same-sex couples — that’s the civil rights fight of
our time. To have those discriminatory policies from the top down is
just not something that we’re open to,” said Moreno. “We want
responsible businesses.”

In other words, business that does not tote the political agenda of
government – and the United Nations – will not be allowed to operate.
Like the former Soviet Union, Chicago will only permit business (called
“enterprises” in the Soviet Union) to exist if it follows the political
dictates of government.

If an alderman (essentially a Mafia don) disagrees with the personal
opinion espoused by a business owner, he will be run out of town after
a self-righteous tongue lashing.

“If he’s in the business of selling chicken in Chicago, he should be in
the business of having equal rights for everyone. Period,” Moreno told
the Sun-Times. “If it looks like a chicken, talks like a chicken, walks
like a chicken, it’s a chicken. If you’re saying you don’t respect the
values and rights of same-sex couples, that trickles down through the
organization. … That’s paramount to the way the company behaves.”

Chick-fil-A had received zoning approval for the restaurant in the 2500
block of North Elston on Chicago’s westside. The company still needs
City Council approval. This may not be forthcoming thanks to Moreno and
Chicago mayor Emanuel.

Chicago’s godfather agrees with the alderman. “Chick-fil-A’s values are
not Chicago values. They’re not respectful of our residents, our
neighbors and our family members. And if you’re gonna be part of the
Chicago community, you should reflect Chicago values,” Emanuel said
Wednesday.

“What the CEO has said as it relates to gay marriage and gay couples is
not what I believe, but more importantly, it’s not what the people of
Chicago believe. We just passed legislation as it relates to civil
union and my goal and my hope … is that we now move on recognizing gay
marriage. I do not believe that the CEO’s comments … reflects who we
are as a city.”

Unquote, and so here ends the epistle presented informationally.Now

Squirrel comments….
.
Squirrel sees that this means essentually that if you are anti gay or
express anti gay values, which may even yet stem from religious
opinions and convictions,or indeed your own personal one, or those or
your peer group, or other group, then you are not welcome in Chicago or
San Francisco,basically as a person, and also as a business,but if you
support those views which are and go against your religion’s and many
religions of the world, and openly support those and fund those,such as
support of the so-called gays, or broke backs or whatever,and even yet
fund those, you are welcome.In short if you do not hold certain
opinions ,which you will find out as you go along, you may or may not
be welcome and free to express those and fund those at any particular
time,which may even yet extend to political opinions and the support of
political parties,or whatever.In short, the Mayors and alderman of

Chicago and San Francisco and such places claim to be THE opinions and
morals and ethics of all Chicagoians and San Franciscans,and at any
particular time. Recall, in both cities it was not so long ago that the
dead could and did vote even if they did not have the right to do
so,and also many council decisions were ruled by the application
of…….shall we say chicken schmaltz (or chicken fat, the fat of the
land,the grease of the land). Perhaps the chicken franchise did not
apply the proper amount of chicken schmaltz which both cities have been
known to run on. Recall also, that the citizens are free to frequent
any chicken franchise they please, or should be, and or not forced to
frequent nor custom such places,as yet at any rate. But one sees the
day coming,indeed the day has arrived, when such chicken places may do
business should they adhere to the public and private opinions of the
mayors and alderman, at least evidently of those two cities …that is
the reality of America,the new public and open reality of America.In
THAT America,their version of America,you are free to form and hold
your opinions, and support and even yet fund organizations that support
them ,as long as,in the cities of San Francisco, and Chicago, they
conform to the stated opinions of the Mayors and alderman of those
cities,and NOT if you don’t. Here both cities have clearly violated the
right and freedom of expression, of opinion, of supporting any opinion,
yea,nay,one way or the other.

Clearly both cities are in violation of The First Amendment,and quite clearly they are trying to enforce and enforce their own opinion in any specific psycho-socio-political area.Both cities have quite clearly mentioned, and indicated their area
of their infraction.Clearly these cities must be taken to task by Federal,State and local judicial processes and MUST be forced to retract,and cease and desist entirely from further and future violations in the areas of supposedly allowed public expression of opinion.To be forced to espouse the opinions of city governments such as Boston,Chicago, and San Francisco is to follow and go down the road that Stalin and Adolf Hitler fashioned, so says Secret Squirrel.

Secret Squirrel Comments On New York Mayor’s Intentions To Ban Large Sugary Drinks.

Secret Squirrel has noticed the New York Mayor, Mike Bloomberg, taking a very odd tangent with respect to the freedoms of Americans concerning their drinks, their sugary drinks,what and how much they drink and has taken it upon himself, in what he states is their own good, to restrict their freedom and ban the sales of large sized sugary drinks.
The Guardian headline reads……..

A soda ban in New York City? Mayor’s latest anti-obesity plan angers some

Mayor Mike Bloomberg’s plan to ban over sized, sugary drinks in New York City has soda lovers up in arms

(at http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/31/soda-ban-new-york-mayor?newsfeed=true)

Secret Squirrel finds that the New York Mayor,The Hizzoner ,Mike Bloomberg, is to attempt to ban what he calls over sized soft drinks in his war on fat……..wonderful a war on fat, a war on Americans becoming obese, and attempting to slim those who are fat, obese.He has stated intent, …….that the ban on selling sugary drinks over 16oz could be in place by March..banning the so-called Big Gulps, and….shudder…Slurpees. It would not not apply to diet sodas, fruit juices, dairy-based drinks or alcoholic beverages. The ban also would not include drinks sold in grocery or convenience stores – unless they’re the type of store that’s classed as a “food-service establishment”.The ban would not apply to drinks with fewer than 25 calories per 8-ounce serving, like zero-calorie Vitamin Waters and unsweetened iced teas, as well as diet sodas.

Restaurants, delis, movie theater and ballpark concessions would be affected, because they are regulated by the health department. Carts on sidewalks and in Central Park would also be included, but not vending machines or newsstands that serve only a smattering of fresh food items.

At fast-food chains, where sodas are often dispersed at self-serve fountains, restaurants would be required to hand out cup sizes of 16 ounces or less, regardless of whether a customer opts for a diet drink. But free refills — and additional drink purchases — would be allowed.

Corner stores and bodegas would be affected if they are defined by the city as “food service establishments.” Those stores can most easily be identified by the health department letter grades they are required to display in their windows.

Any outlet that flouts the ban would be subject to a $200 fine.
But this infringes on the individual right of Americas,the very civil liberties of Americans,the great right  to go to war, to go to war against Fat, against obesity, and it infringes on their right to civil dissent and NOT join the war on fat, the war on obesity,does it not. Americans have the right to choose what is offered, to decide on the size of their soft drink, to pay less for more. They can, alternately order more soft drinks in the smaller sizes to quench their thirst, what they see as their pleasure, their need, their necessity.Will the Mayor indeed even yet THEN order a limit on the sales of soft drinks, a limit on what one may drink.The Mayor admitted he occasionally sips a diet soda on a hot day, but argues that there won’t be any laws restricting the amount of small sodas one can purchase.

‘Your argument, I guess, could be that it’s a little less convenient to have to carry two 16-ounce drinks to your seat in the movie theater rather than one 32 ounce,’ he (Mayor Bloomberg)said.So quite clearly such a ban, besides being what it is,Draconian, is also ridiculous, useless and fruitless, and so very then, unnecessary,is it quite clearly not?
Recall, though, that the Mayor has not seen fit to declare prohibition, to limit the size of beers, or drinks in bars,or at public sports events,and other public events and gatherings.He does not seem to see a need there.Previously Bloomberg suggested a sate wide tax on sugary drinks, but that didn’t fly.He also attempted a ban on using Food Stamps concerning the purchase of sugary drinks.Clearly he is himself very much against the consumption of sugary drinks, or else attempting to decide for Americans what is the proper quantity of said sugary drinks that they should of could consume, perhaps next an unenforceable draconian prohibition in general on sugary drinks, to the same extent that the original Prohibition took away the right of Americans to consume alcoholic beverages, or perhaps an actual law enacted to limit the amount of sugary drinks an American may consume in a day or on said stated day.IT IS NOT FOR THE NEW YORK MAYOR TO DECIDE WHAT AND HOW MUCH ANY AMERICAN CITIZEN SHOULD DRINK.If petty local Mayoral tyrants like Bloomberg can tell you how much you can weigh and how large a cup of soda you can drink, do you have any personal liberty whatsoever? Is there any intrusion into your personal business the sanctimonious Mayor  won’t feel entitled to inflict? And he can, you know, unopposed. With his machinations to change State dictims,however, he lost, lost because there it must go through due process of Senatorial like processes, not an easy thing when a majority of a large group of citizenry is required,something lacking in his mayoral processes.It’s almost as if Bloomberg doesn’t understand the obvious question, “By what right?”Mr. Bloomberg’s proposal requires the approval of the Board of Health, a step that is considered likely because the members are all appointed by him, and the board’s chairman is the city’s health commissioner, who joined the mayor in supporting the measure on Wednesday.With the new proposal, City Hall is now trying to see how much it can accomplish without requiring outside approval. Mayoral aides say they are confident that they have the legal authority to restrict soda sales, based on the city’s jurisdiction over local eating establishments, the same oversight that allows for the health department’s letter-grade cleanliness rating system for restaurants.  How then can he really be opposed.His ridiculous previous proposals were attempts at State Wide bans,which of course were and are moderated by the State Government.This proposal affects only New York City (oft known as Gotham City)itself. Oh where oh where is the Batman, the obviously unopposable New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg, has revealed himself as being Schrecklich ,as Schrecklich as a Max Schreck.

Secret Squirrel Encourages The Banning Of Ownership Of Exotic Wild Animals.

Lions & Tigers & Bear,Lions & Tigers & Bears…it ain’t Kansas, Dorothy.Secret Squirrel has noticed that it really isn’t Kansas, and not the land of Oz either, but there are, in Ohio,lions and tigers and bears on the loose, and this has resulted in interesting headlines here as evidenced at………..

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/10/19/lions-tigers-and-bears-escape-from-ohio-animal-farm-as-cops-are-told-shoot-to-kill-115875-23499057/

and

http://www.cnn.com/2011/10/19/us/ohio-animals-on-loose/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

and,of course, others.

One Terence(Terry) Thompson,had evidently let loose the animals he’d owned, and then killed himself,in his inhumanity,he let’em loose on humanity, on the human race, on Americans, on his fellow Americans, wild animals……..lions and tiger and bear and whatever else all……….loose, out of their cages……so now the entire city is on lock down as police have to hunt and kill the animals, wild, animals a direct threat to ever man woman and child, as well, of course, their pets,lest we forget,and forget we not, as they search for………..FOOD, people are their food, lots of people, meat sacks running about, and their pets,of course. So now we have to question US laws which don’t ban such things as the keeping a wild animals, classed as exotic or whatever they refer them to. Is there a reason to keep such animals, and so many.No there isn’t it makes no sense.The Federal government in it’s inadequacy doesn’t act.Lions and tigers and bears.Lions and Tigers and Bears. All loose……..loose because somebody was allowed,by law, to keep lions and tigers and bears.Lions and tigers and bears. Mind you the ridiculousness extends to all wild animals as such doesn’t it, cheetahs,cougars,wolves,foxes whatever et all..and this occurrence is the epitome of the idiocy of the lack of laws banning the keeping of any exotic wild animal.Do you think for one minute the Federal government sees the sense in such a ban, or the State governments, or the local governments?No, idiots all,Americans, ruled by idiots, Americans live in the midst of an idiocracy, idiocratic governments,governments of ignorance and idiocy, making laws,all sorts of laws, laws for everything, but not sane laws such as banning the keeping of exotic wild animals,lions and tigers and bears,lions and tigers and bears,the lot of them.Of course we acknowledge that the local constabulary did a magnificent job, totally,utterly ,completely, and fortunate all round and for the people it was so, magnificent.But they should not have had to do that,they would not have had to do that should there be a law banning exclusively all exotic wild animals.

But,sadly, it is not so.Of course there are some who will not support and do not support such a law, those who keep or would keep such wild animals, but here we see the hazards,the dangers of keeping such wild animals.Interestingly he had complied with permits et ceterra as required for those animals, however, there should NOT have been any permits for such animals as it should never have been permitted to own such animals.As of November 2010, most US states forbid the possession of exotic pets, but 9 states have no license or permit requirements, and quite obviously these states are in dire need of such laws, especially Ohio.To commence with, local areas such as counties,cities and towns and whatever,in states lacking such laws, must initiate such laws at the earliest for their areas, enact and enforce them, whilst they wait for their state to follow the lead of the other states.Also it is for the Federal government to also enact and enforce their own ban on the keeping of such exotic wilds animals, and see to it that the states toe the line on those laws,for the good and safety of the American Citizen,there is a clear and present danger.

Secret Squirrel:Ban Minors From The Sea?

Secret Squirrel has pondered the idiocy of minors attempting to sail around the world,alone,let alone to operate vessels at sea on their own,not accompanied by at least two knowledgeable,trained, adults. Now let’s review the issue. The American 16 year old trying to sail around the world has been found, rescued,in the Indian ocean.Of course to rescue her, it cost money, lots of money, a great expense, and an unnecessary expense when we get down to brass tacks, and the risk of lives,human lives, lives have been lost at sea searching for and trying to rescue people. Now who bears the cost of such idiocy?

Well,in Canada, if the government has to rescue you, etc, say climbing a mountain etc. happily, all round for your idiocy, they present you with……….a bill…………..yes.you have a bill to pay……also they do see to it you don’t do it again as some are wont to do.I recall,personally, years back some I knew(as in my parents knew their parents), were lost on a mountain.They made the press, dozens went out searching, helicopters etc the whole football field was necessary.They were found,they were rescued. Later I saw one of the lads in a local club hall, there he was quite happy, even yet talked of doing it again.Yes! Again! Imagine!Then a cloud darkened his horizon, I mentioned that soon, he was going to be presented with the government’s bill of the rescue.While it darkened his day, it brightened mine.Yes, there was the glorious thought of what was coming for him, and now he could brood over it,(I am a touch a gloater)and imaginings of the expression on his face when he actually saw the bill. Indeed,yet also, the government informing him, that he (they)wasn’t(weren’t) to do it again.

We also recall, the Dutch government which banned a 14 year old from attempting the same sailing event as the American girl did.The American government, and press, encouraged them to proceed in such a fashion. Obviously the American government should ban theirs from doing the same,indeed all governments should proceed to do so. The sea is a dangerous place, a place for adults, who get in to enough trouble as it is. Indeed it is a time to act, to act sensibly, and ban such ridiculous attempts by minors,by all minors, by all nations.All nations can on their own,ban minors from operating vessels,sailing vessel etc., and can thence act on their own to seize vessels in violation,and deal with attempts at the matter at hand.Indeed laws can further be enacted, such that minors,can only sail,for example, on any kind of boat, if accompanied by a responsible adult,minimally,though two would be best and much more sensible,especially at sea.Alternatively, each nation can have it’s own local control area law, where minors, under it’s supervision, as in laws, may sail, within a certain control area limit from it’s own shores, say encompassing the fishing zone area, 200 miles from the shore of most nations.This would be such that the nation itself would be responsible for it’s own minors, but yet they would NOT become a dangerous search and rescue burden on OTHER nations of the world,and endanger irresponsibly,needlessly,and heedlessly, their search and rescue persons.

Secret Squirrel On The Happy Meal Ban,Or Don’t Worry,Be UnHappy.

Secret Squirrel has turned his attention to the so-called Happy Meal Ban, or at least, the attempt to ban those things referred to as happy meals, namely the inclusion of a child’s toy, with the meal the child receives.Secret Squirrel is worried,he’s unhappy, and he NEVER got a toy with his meal.So,go on now, what is it really all about?Do you really know?Happy Meals are soon going to come with a sad surprise for children in the US.Lawmakers in California have voted to ban toys from being served up with McDonald’s burgers and fries.Officials claim the free goodies, often promoting a new film or popular cartoon characters, lure children into eating foods with high sugar, sodium and fat.Previously there was an attempt to ban,specifically,Happy Meals.As it occurred ,voting against the measure was Supervisor Donald Gage, who claimed parents should be responsible for their children.

‘If you can’t control a three-year-old child for a toy, God save you when they get to be teenagers,’ he said.

‘Ultimately, parents decide what their children eat and whether a meal includes a toy or not – that is the role of a parent,’ added Jot Condie president of the California Restaurant Association.

‘The county government does not need to serve as the parent of the parents.’

The attempt at this measure,each measure, as the measure is proposed, claims to battle an obesity epidemic sweeping California and the rest of America.
While supporters insist the ban will force restaurants to offer more nutritious food to children.But face it,are they in there every day? No. What do I see,at,say, McDonald’s? I see slim secretaries,walk in slim,walk out with a bag of food, or stay and eat, and they’re back there the next day, same thing.But they’re staying slim.Months later she’s still slim,not having to walk sideways to get through the door to get to the food.I see lots of them,it’s habitual,it’s addictive evidently, this food thing is. Is it really though, what you eat, and not so much as how much you eat?What will you eat, what will your child eat?Their fill.Would you want them to eat less?The obesity rates started to skyrocket in the 80’s, there Food companies,and whatever food marketing companies, started putting foods everywhere, encouraging snacking, making it normal for kids and adults to buy all kinds of
sugar laden snacks,choc bars and whatever have you that you see in vending machines all round and about you,and encouraged people generally to drink sodas all day long,by being equally available. The list goes on of available snacks.Yes, you are what you eat,when and where and how much, it all adds up, and those candy bars add up to quite a total from a very small amount.I know plenty of people who go into calorie shock when they look at a cookie and discover that it contains 670 calories.A present proposed Happy Meal law,would not allow the inclusion of a toy in any child’s meal with more than 485 calories, 120 calories for a drink, 200 calories for a single food item, 600 mg of salt or high amounts of sugar or fat.I want a cookie.Well you can have a cookie,yes,but not the toy.

Look now.I lost weight.I was at 180 pounds.I starved.I ate less.I enjoyed it less, I cut out almost entirely……..sugar and had no soft drinks.I lost weight, I’m at 155 pounds.I have been so for months,with a constant feeling of hunger,I am UnHappily happily at 155lbs,they say this is good for me, for my height and weight.Yet why, then,am I discontented, and hungry?Why?Why do I WANT to eat more.I would eat more,I could eat more, and be happy, and back to 180, and back to being stated to be,overweight,obese,and yet I would be happy,and not feeling constantly hungry? Did MacDonald’s cause that?NO,not one bit,my own cooking?Dare the government blame mine, or anybody else cooking? Ask the government,would they say I’m unhappy as I now am? Maybe not, but they’ll say it’s all good for me.THEY like me like this.What am I doing this for? I don’t know,I’m not happy,I’m really tempted every minute of the day to eat my fill,again.Does the government say it’s
the beef,the pork, the chicken?The way it’s cooked?I cook the only way I and others know how to cook.Does the government want me to be a vegetarian?I cook a hamburger the same way as everybody else, I place it on and with,and between seasoned buns with lettuce,tomato,pickle et all,just like, and I have cooked it ,too, the same way,the meat.So what is it?Kids are taken out,Happy Meals or not, to places they’re happy,to places we take them,to be happy,so they’ll happily eat their fill.We don’t want them to starve.Happy Meals? Sad for kids.But then,they’re learning,that government exists, politicians exist,to make us all unhappy.Worry.Don’t be happy, eat your UnHappy Meal, unhappily,that’ll for sure keep them happy.Don’t worry.